Evil went on a shushing tirade. He even introduced the world to the pre-emptive "shh" which came before the person even started talking.
Because, well, it was inevitable that he would want them to stop whatever they were saying anyway. The scene went on and on, with Dr. Evil saying things like "www-dot-shh-dot-com" and other hilarious lines each time Scott would open his mouth to say another word. Evil was sometimes very flippant, more worried about being in charge and having everyone listen to him than he was about accomplishing anything.
In this quote, he tried to pretend he didn't care if his son Scott was killed or not. He likely did care very much, but the words cut like a knife for poor Scott. It was yet another reason that Scott disliked his father so much while also being desperate to get him to love him. Evil treated Mini-Me like the son he never had, doting over the man and using him to do his bidding. Even though Mini-Me was actually a grown man, however, he constantly treated him like a child.
And Mini-Me was all-too-happy to oblige. This meant if he decided to have a nap when he was supposed to be working, Dr. Evil would threaten to not give him chocolate, something that is bound to wake up most kids from a deep slumber at the mere thought. First off, Dr. Evil's favorite word appears to be "frickin'" While he should be commended for not uttering the real swear word, he uses the word so often, he might as well just curse like a sailor!
In this instance, Evil's acting as though his request no, demand for laser beams attached to the heads of sharks is so incredibly simple that he's baffled about why his team can't oblige him.
Of course, it's a ridiculous request, but to Dr. Evil, it seems completely logical. Evil probably isn't an actual doctor, yet he claims to have attended something called Evil Medical School, whatever that is.
Perhaps it is where people learn how to be evil villains, like many Disney villains that were both misunderstood or pure evil , and has the word "medical" in there just to add credibility? Nonetheless, don't call him mister. It's Doctor to everyone. Because it makes him sound smart. Even though he's sort of like a bratty child, stamping his feet when he doesn't get his way, trapped in an adult body.
This same term is uttered often by fans of the movies, often when asking for help or to be given a chance at something. It was one of Dr. Evil's favorite quotes, often spoken in frustration when he didn't get his way or when he couldn't get a little bit of help. Can't a guy catch a break?
The original phrase is, of course, throw me a bone, meaning to do someone a small favor or something to appease them. But no statement works for Dr. Evil unless it's spoken with gusto and with the word "frickin'" inserted somewhere in there. Very well, where do I begin? He goes on to tell a sordid story that is worth re-posting in its entirety.
My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink.
He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds; pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.
There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum I suggest you try it. This quote pretty much speaks for itself. Evil had a very strange upbringing with a lot of sadness and trauma. His father invented the question mark, according to him, thought chestnuts were lazy, and he made meat helmets? Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people die!
Evil was eerily similar to Dr. Claw, too, the evil villain in the Inspector Gadget TV series and movies. Like Dr.
Claw, partially modeled on the Bond villain Blofeld, Dr. Evil loves to sit in his favorite chair, stroking his pet cat. Except Dr. Evil's cat is hairless to match his own bald head. Bigglesworth was one of the funniest references to James Bond movies in Austin Powers.
While Dr. Claw would declare a menacing "yes" or "excellent" followed by an evil, bellowing laugh, Dr. Evil grimaces while petting Mr. Bigglesworth and does his signature pinky on the side of the mouth whenever he conjures up an evil plot. Preparation H. It's no surprise that when his dad says this, Dr.
Evil's son Scott smirks under his breath. Any person would know that Preparation H is a popular brand name for a cream used to treat hemorrhoids. But D. Evil often seemed oblivious to obvious facts like that, which was all part of his charm. And while it's purely coincidence that Dr. Evil and his team just so happen to be on their eighth attempt at a tractor beam, coinciding with the letter "H," it's totally hilarious that he doesn't make the connection.
It's long, hard and full of seamen! Not even a titter? Tough sub Every once in a while, Dr. Evil would try to crack a joke and hope that his typically stone-faced, loyal crew might actually laugh. But they never did, at least not when he hoped they would, especially not at this joke. Rife with innuendo, it just wasn't the same when he delivered lines like this compared to when Powers did. Powers had a geeky charm.
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